I bought one of those little “idyllic townscape†rugs for my son’s bedroom, so that he can roll his toy cars around the streets, build on LEGO destinations, etc.
When it arrived, I was quite pleased with its general idyllic-townness. For example, here’s a grocery store next to a stream and look at all of the shopping carts that aren’t in the stream. Very, very idyllic, that.
Then, I got a look at the facial expressions on those cows. Man, those cows have seen some shit. Bad shit.
James-&-Jezza-Go-Caravanning-level bad shit.