My voice is all jacked up. I’ve had this lingering cold/laryngitis/swinfluenza bullshit for about a month now, and my telephone-answering job isn’t helping the condition of my voice any.
Endless tea, honey-and-lemon, and Emergen-C packets haven’t really helped much. At best I sound like Marge Simpson, at worst, I sound like a forlorn goose.
Sadly, I don’t know many Simpson’s quotes, so I can’t really bust out with a really good Marge-ism. In fact, pretty much the only Simpson’s quote I know is:
It came from: