Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you that Wrangler butts don’t drive me nuts. Indeed, a pair of shoehorn-fitted, cowboy-style classic Wrangler bluejeans don’t impress me so much as distress me. When your jeans are that tight, I bet you can’t even fart, ‘cause your buttcheeks are so thoroughly compressed. Nobody really, truly needs that intimate of a view of anybody else’s gluteal and groinular regions, either.
cheeeky-cheeky blue-jeans
Nov 1st, 2002 by Meetzorp
Posted in Fashion, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries
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