Ahem.
One day you may be very hungry, awash with strange hormones, and absentmindedly considering what in the cupboard you could eat at the moment.
In that moment, do not get any blinding brain flashes which lead you to concoct a beetroot smoothie.
It will not be nice. It will not be good. You will feel obligated to consume it, because you were raised not to waste food, and it will be kind of awful. Sort of vaguely salty for no good reason?
Seriously. Do not ever make a beetroot smoothie, no matter how hungry, dazed, adventurous, and bored you may be. Without “green” aide, this is not the sort of thing you will ever guzzle with gusto.