I was just thinking…
If I ever have a baby, maybe instead of the normal Lamaze “hoo hoo hoo hoo heee heee heee heee” thing, I'll do it like those cyclical car alarms.
eeep eeep eeep eeep
wee-oooh weee-oooh weee-oooh
whoooooooop whooooooooop
ernt ernt ernt ernt
whup whup whup whup whup