Because then my recycling bin stinks of cat-piss and I have to hose it out before I can bring it inside, and frankly, I’m not enthusiastic about using a garden hose in the middle of December. Go figure.
And then, because un-neutered cats’ piss is so pungent and adhesive, the bin is still smelly and [...]
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What you see here is the main reason people keep housepets. Because pets are goofy and often amusing.
That thing on Sugar’s head? Is the plastic bag a column of saltine crackers had come in. We’d had soup and finished off some crackers, and Sugar felt compelled to grab the bag and run [...]
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A measure of how bad of a bike dork I am. Even the damn cat has a chainring tattoo.
Er. Yes, I keep my bike(s) inside. And yes, I am concerned about the massive stripe of filthy grease on my poor cat’s haunch. I’m going to try to clean it [...]
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I just got done scrubbing up my hands after having to do a detailed, amateur poo-nalysis on a cat turd. Griswald has been having some kind of bottom-system ittitation lately, and has been butt-scooting on the floor, which suggest either worms, anal-gland blockage, or something stuck in his ass-hair. I inspected his bum-fluff, [...]
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My damn cats need to chill the fuck out because I haven’t gotten a decent night’s sleep since before the New Year.
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Fashion-forward Griswald examines upcoming trends and confirms that black “is the new black.” Expanding upon the trend, he predicts that Michelle will soon have a kilt-pleated skirt trimmed around the hem and on the hipline yoke with soft black tulle and embellished with a light flocking of cat-hair.
–”the new black”
Why can’t they say, “Green [...]
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Extreeeeeeeeme close-up! Wooooaaaaah!!!
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Isn’t he faaaaabulous?
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Griswald wanted me to let you all know that he is dainty in his personal habits, too.
As you can see, there is a lot of Griz to keep clean.
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Sugar looks kind of dorky when she’s bathing.
Okay, sometimes she looks too darn cute for her own good.
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