"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in Distractions, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness, Well I'll Be Darned on May 18th, 2005
An enormous blue basset hound about the size of a 1974 Oldsmobile Regency 88 soared high above the flooded landscape using the motion of his vast, floppy ears to bank and steer his lazy glide. He let out a gurgling bay which I’d come to recognize meant that he was about to spiral downward toward […]
Posted in Distractions, grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs, nostalgia on Apr 14th, 2005
Am I the only grownup outside of the CTW thinktank who doesn’t have a problem with Cookie Monster branching out into a broader and healthier range of foodstuffs with which to gorge enthusiastically? Because honestly, I’m not getting the big hairy deal here. Cookie has eaten things other than cookies before. I seem to remember […]
Posted in Art Projects & Making Things, Distractions, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness on Mar 16th, 2005
So, I suddenly came down with a cold. Basically, Monday afternoon, around 3:00, I started feeling kinda raggedy. Stayed home sick today (Tuesday) and all indications are that I’ll be home sick tomorrow, considering that I can’t sleep and have been coughing so hard I almost puked. Anyway, on to brighter things. Thanks to the […]
Posted in Art Projects & Making Things, Distractions, Imports from old blogs on Dec 13th, 2003
‘Lo, Gerald. Hey, Doug. What’s the news? I just got back in with Jordan Halleberg’s old Ford. I think she’s taken her last run. That ol’ heap of shit finally gave up the ghost? Naw…not willingly. Halleberg let the Kreske kid borrow it to haul a couple loads of lumber and it looks like the […]
Posted in Art Projects & Making Things, Distractions, Imports from old blogs on Dec 13th, 2003
I don’t suppose you know anyone who’s looking for a dog, do you? Hmm, not that I can think of. Who’s got the extra dog? Well, you know that beagle dog that Lisa had adopted? Well, she turned out to be pregnant, and so Lisa’s going to be dealing with pups pretty soon. Good thing […]
Posted in Art Projects & Making Things, Distractions, Imports from old blogs on Dec 13th, 2003
Hello Ruth, it’s so good to see you! Oh, it’s been a while! How’s that new grandbaby of yours? Oh, he’s just as fat as a woodchuck, keepin’ his mommy busy. He’s figured out how to roll over and over and over to get to things. No, he hasn’t started to crawl, he just rolls […]