"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in dumb things I have done, meta on Feb 16th, 2011
Well, I reckon I might have a few new guests in here thanks to the fabulous Thieving Thursdays from Was That Awkward, so I thought I’d do y’all a favor and provide you with a list of links to some of my favorite awkward moments I’ve shared on the blog over the years. The one […]
Posted in Costumes and disguises, Distractions, dumb things I have done, Fashion, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness on Feb 8th, 2011
One of my nerdtastical quirks is that whenever I make or acquire some new clothes, I like to try them on with a bunch of my existing wardrobe to see how well they integrate. Over the course of several years, I have worked toward a wardrobe wherein the majority of components are interchangeable. I am […]
Posted in bike commuting, dumb things I have done, grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Work/career (vague as to avoid doocing) on Jan 27th, 2011
In Anne of Avonlea, Anne has a lousy day, which starts off when she wakes up with a toothache and goes downhill from there. She gets to work (she’s a schoolteacher at this point) the heating stove refuses to draw, resulting in a cold, smoky classroom. The kids are all plagued with midwinter cabin fever […]
Posted in dumb things I have done, nostalgia, Utter Silliness on Jan 7th, 2011
I’m given to understand that pica, the compulsion to eat non-food items, is fairly common in children. Sometimes it is a symptom of a dietary deficiency, but sometimes it falls into a very broad category I like to call, “little kids are inscrutable little weirdos.” I should know. I was an enthusiastic little weirdo myself […]
Posted in dumb things I have done, nostalgia on Dec 12th, 2010
I pretty much dedicated today to cleaning and organizing my sewing room, no mean task for a packrat who often uses said room as a dumping ground for stuff I don’t know what to do with. I’d recently bought a few more of those Sterilite/Rubbermaid boxes with the clamp-on lids and decided that today was […]
Posted in dumb things I have done, Family, Photo entries, Recommendations on Aug 31st, 2010
A squillion years ago, more or less, I graduated from highschool and my grandparents gave me a really, really, really, really nice set of pens (one ballpoint, one fountain). I, being the hamfisted mutant that I am, managed to break the ballpoint pen within a year. Moreover, being an ignorant cluck, I tried to “fix” […]
Posted in Distractions, dumb things I have done, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on Aug 25th, 2010
So, what I’m really looking for is a battery powered picture frame that will make the sound of a toilet flushing when you push a button or pull a lever. Ideally, it would accommodate an A4 sized sheet of paper. Can you believe this thing is for real? Or that I, in actual fact, “earned” […]
Posted in bike commuting, dumb things I have done, Oh, for fuck's sake on Aug 23rd, 2010
I’ve been vaguely under the weather this past week. Snotly, wimpy, and excessively sweaty. Not sure if it was just some sort of crazy hay-fever or a very feeble summer cold, but I’m over the worst of the foulness. At least I don’t feel totally wimpy anymore, though I am still in possession of a […]
Posted in Adventures, Art Projects & Making Things, dumb things I have done, Dumpster Diving, Other Bike Stuff, Party, Trashboat Shenanigans, Utter Silliness on Jul 13th, 2010
Well, well, well, well, well! Another Regatta has passed with no deaths, arrests, or maulings by invasive Asiatic Carp, so I guess we can chalk up yet another successful run down the Missouri. So last Thursday evening, our back porch looked like this. My neighbors love me. On Wednesday night, I was prowling throughout Strawberry […]
Posted in Art Projects & Making Things, dumb things I have done, Dumpster Diving, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries, Trashboat Shenanigans, Utter Silliness on Jul 7th, 2010
because I got wolf-whistled while armpits deep in a garbage can in downtown Kansas City Kansas. The absurdity of the situation just tickled me eight shades of pink. KCKS guys have basically no standards, nor dignity. I mean, srsly? But sexual harrassment and foul odors nonetheless, i think I got enough bottles for my boat […]