"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in dumb things I have done, Fashion, Hair issues, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake on Nov 26th, 2005
Let’s just say that bangs + all-one-length hair = REALLY DAMN BAD IDEA, FOR REAL! Basically, I made myself look like a jackass before we went to a nice get-together with our friends. I looked and felt like a dweeb and spent most of the evening trying to brainstorm on how to salvage my hair […]
Posted in dumb things I have done, Fashion, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake on Jul 9th, 2004
I’m (not fuzzy) and blue, oh so not-fuzzy and blue. From butt to an ankle or two. Not fuzzy, but blue. Note to self: believe it or not it is a bad choice to wear new, super-dark, old-schjool indigo denim bluejeans on a day when you might sweat a lot. Even when you pre-washed the […]
Posted in Fashion, grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Imports from old blogs on Jul 7th, 2004
I’m such a ho-bag. I weaseled out of my bra during lunch break today, because it was pissing me off. It kept showing through the armholes of my shirt (the straps were migrating) and it was one of these horrible, stiff, overly padded Poly-Fibrefill Boobulator Monstertitty brassieres that I got stuck with the last time […]
Posted in Fashion, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries on Nov 1st, 2002
Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you that Wrangler butts don’t drive me nuts. Indeed, a pair of shoehorn-fitted, cowboy-style classic Wrangler bluejeans don’t impress me so much as distress me. When your jeans are that tight, I bet you can’t even fart, ‘cause your buttcheeks are so thoroughly compressed. Nobody really, truly […]