"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Aug 15th, 2008
This has been a rough week. All of the upcoming weeks between now and the wedding will probably be much less of an asspain. Tonight Joel and I are leaving for Omaha to celebrate some brithdays and have some good ol’ family time. In the meantime, how about reading all about fictional automobiles? Why not? […]
Posted in grumbles gripes and pointless bitching, Lists, Too lazy to classify on Aug 8th, 2008
I will do a short list of “things about me that you might not know.” 1. I think insects are fascinating. Bumblebees are probably my favorite because they’re so cute and fuzzy and noisy. They also fit perfectly into the funnel-shaped middle of a morning glory blossom, and it’s amusing to watch a fat bee […]
Posted in Lists, Too lazy to classify on Aug 6th, 2008
1. Pirate’s Booty: higher cheez-to-poof ratio, plz. KTHXBAI. 2. Ruby has unevenly-sized ears. The right ear is bigger than the left ear, so that when she folds her ears back (which she does when she yawns or is sniffing something very intently) the right ear comes down almost ½” lower on her neck. I kind […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Jul 30th, 2008
Ruby-roo is still settling in, of course, and she’s been out on her own, on short rations for apparently quite a while. She’s still not really eating and we think that the stress, plus the de-worming, plus just-not-eating for a couple of days has given her a bad stomach ache, making her even more unwilling […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Jul 23rd, 2008
If it weren’t for the Internet, I wouldn’t know anything about pop culture. Good grief. So. Today, this very day, I just learned about a PSA campaign that’s apparently been going on for 19 fucking years. The more you know… Yeah, the more I know, now! I had no idea this was a thing from […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Jul 4th, 2008
IMG_2264, originally uploaded by Meetzorp. This is why I like to go everywhere with my camera right handy. Because you never know when you might encounter something absofuckinglutely fabulous that you need to take a picture of. Like, for example, a hydraulic-equipped Cadillac parked with one wheel up in the air and a sleek mild […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Jul 1st, 2008
2008_06_30 059, originally uploaded by Meetzorp. I had scrap fabric left over from some plain, white cotton curtains I made for the bedroom, so I cut it into squares and zig-zag stitched the edges with bright colored thread. Voila, handkerchiefs! I have allergies, so I sneeze and blow my nose far more than is ideal […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Jun 24th, 2008
The most wooden lace I have ever seen on one house., originally uploaded by Meetzorp. This is a super-cool house that Joel and I saw on our ride out to Stilwell last weekend. It’s got the most elaborate case of Gingerbread I’ve ever seen.
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Jun 19th, 2008
Audrey, this is why I think your son looks a lot like you!, originally uploaded by Meetzorp. I’m going to copy that picture you took of little Max drinking out of the sink tap and post ’em side by side. I’ve been looking through these old pictures and definitely seeing a lot of resemblance between […]
Posted in Too lazy to classify on Jun 11th, 2008
The horror!, originally uploaded by Meetzorp. Flickr has this wonderful feature where you can post photo entries directly from your Flickr account to your personal website. It’s only fitting that I try it out with probably the worst picture I have taken all week. Worst because it is an all-too-graphically bifurcated, mason-jarred, stockinette pig’s ass […]