"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in biking, Burley, Imports from old blogs, Party, Utter Silliness on Oct 16th, 2005
Crossposted to . I had a VAST lot of fun Friday night. I went to my first ever Alleykat, and it was madness! This one wasn’t a distance pick-and-drop course, nor a scavenger hunt. This was drag racing. We had two-block one-on-one sprints. It was also drag races in the sense that men wore dresses/skirts/lots […]
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on Sep 19th, 2005
me or a suburban trophy wife? Please explain why you answered as you did. I’m bored!
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on Sep 12th, 2005
Confession: I can’t tell the difference between George Clooney and David Duchovny and generally conflate the two. They are “That Guy Who Was Known As Kind Of A Heart-Throb In That Show I Never Watched.”
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on Jul 29th, 2005
when you can remark, “Mars is a state of mind,” and they agree with you.
Posted in Distractions, dumb things I have done, Imports from old blogs, Utter Silliness on Jun 24th, 2005
Oh hell yes, I did. I finally “got into” that burlesque class. I’m actually having fun with it, hamming it up, and having a good time. My teacher likes my hair and suggested that when I do my bike helmet bit, I should actually wear my hair loose and stuff it up underneath the helmet, […]
Posted in Art Projects & Making Things, Distractions, dumb things I have done, huffy, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness on Jun 13th, 2005
I’m going to reclaim my old Huffy from my parents’ house sometime this summer and turn it into an art-bike. What my idea is, is to strip it down and paint it metallic green. I wanna cover the seat in green faux snakeskin, and put eyes (possibly clear blinky lights with “googly eyes” glued in […]
Posted in Distractions, Imports from old blogs, Utter Silliness on May 26th, 2005
Yesterday after work, I went down to Westport and signed up for some fresh dance classes. The style du jour? Burlesque. Aaaawwwyeah! I seriously think this will suit my bawdy, campy personality much better than ballet or bellydancing did. Nothing, but nothing fits my dorkitude as well as tapdancing does, though. Ye gods, I miss […]
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Utter Silliness on May 23rd, 2005
Was having a very dirty conversation with friends earlier this evening, and have since come to the conclusion that I couldn’t hang with the whole whips-n-chains S&M thing for the simple fact that when I get hurt, I get PISSED THE FUCK OFF. I can see myself getting whapped in the ass with a flogger, […]
Posted in Distractions, Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Utter Silliness, Well I'll Be Darned on May 18th, 2005
An enormous blue basset hound about the size of a 1974 Oldsmobile Regency 88 soared high above the flooded landscape using the motion of his vast, floppy ears to bank and steer his lazy glide. He let out a gurgling bay which I’d come to recognize meant that he was about to spiral downward toward […]
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Utter Silliness on Mar 21st, 2005
So, my 10-year highschool reunion is fast upon me. *yay* *boo* *hiss* *snore* *chortle* *puke* I’m not going, because I don’t want to, and because I’m spending all my vacation time in April to go visit my grandparents in California, whom I actually enjoy spending time around. Weigh spending time with people I love in […]