"If you can't be pretty, you might as well cause trouble" – Florence King
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on May 28th, 2004
My campy impulses are on the verges of getting the better of me these days. Just lately, I have had the burning desire to call everyone daaahling, and possibly roll my eyes and flutter my lashes, Mae West style. Somehow, I suspect this would be misconstrued as unprofessional flirtatiousness, so I am trying to restrain […]
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Oh, for fuck's sake, Super-Short Entries, Utter Silliness on May 25th, 2004
Noted in second floor toilets: One can of extremely stinky bargain-bin air-freshener spray. When I entered the loo, the previous occupant had been abusing the aerosol in order to cover the evidence of their recent poo. “Daylight Fresh†(or whatever it was) bargain bin bathroom deodorizer over the ass-stank, created a synthetic/biological cloud of poison […]
Posted in Imports from old blogs, nostalgia, Utter Silliness on Feb 4th, 2003
One, one journal entry! Two, two journal entries! Three, three journal entries! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaah! *lightning flash* *thunder clap* So, today I splurge out and upload those two journal entries I wrote over half a month ago, and ramble randomly in this one. When I was a kid, I always wondered what […]
Posted in Imports from old blogs, Utter Silliness on Sep 9th, 2002
More of the usual at work today. Up before even insane roosters venture abroad. Listen to confused requests muttered unintelligibly into a truly dodgy electronic recording device. Set up inspections, take complaints, set up inspecitons, issue Temporary Certificates of Occupancy, set up inspections, dodge the minefield of moody co-workers. So, since my life is currently […]